you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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