i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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