Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Randomize
