no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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