Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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