i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If that was your dad, he is hot
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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