Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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