drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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