Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
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