I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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