Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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