if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
I wannas sexs uuuuu
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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