I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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