Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Drake has all the answers
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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