So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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