Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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