im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
is it fun? or sober?
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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