I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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