I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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