Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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