Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Randomize