Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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