They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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