Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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