I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
im calling her cock vulture from now on
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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