Whod you bang
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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