I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
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