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i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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