oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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