Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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