How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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