OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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