Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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