He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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