i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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