this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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