So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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