unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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