I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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