You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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