I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Randomize
