singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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