By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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