You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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