No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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