talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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