promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
