I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Drake has all the answers
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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