I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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