Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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