if you like me you must not know who I am
Nicole vs. Life
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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