you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
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