I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
So much rum. So many feels.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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