what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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